|09| Package? What package?

[eatmy]

[MONDAY|AFTERSCHOOL]

Hyouri-san, what package are you talking about? I don't remember agreeing to anything this morning, or being asked about another person. It better not be something dangerous like poisoned cake or something.

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[ashenverity.livejournal.com]

I-- I don't remember leaving the door unlocked, or even opening it again. And by your actions, it would be crazy of me to not think you're a stalker. But why do you want to wake me up for class?

Gay Boxer-san and the gam-- Oh no, oh no. You did not send whatever you put in that package to who I think you sent it too. And I have no clue on what the agreement is! I don't even remember it, much less agreeing.

...w-wait, morning? What time did you come in?

[kabukinojoou.livejournal.com]

Who knows? Perhaps Riona was the one who left it open when he went out to go wherever in the middle of the night. Obviously I want to wake you up before class before I'm feeling lazy and need someone to cook me edible food for lunch, and not that junk from school or those shops near the station.

Well I asked you this morning if I could send that bunnysuit and you not only nodded in agreement, but also moaned a 'Yes, Sanada.' to me. Remember now?

5 o'clock in the morning. School starts at 8 after all, and I needed time for you to cook.

[ashenverity.livejournal.com]

That's possible, but I never think my roommate sleepwalks during the night. And...for lunch? You wanted me to wake up to make you lunch?? As much I agree with you about the school food and the station, how come you didn't ask me yesterday night? I was still at the kitchen until the evening.

B-bunny suit? M-moaning? *feels his face getting warmer and knows his cheeks are at least pink by now* I don't-- did I really--

I'm not really coherent at 5 o'clock in the morning. I-- wait, so that's why I found myself in the kitchen counter this morning drowning in my cereal bowl?

Shit, that means I really did agree to it?

[kabukinojoou.livejournal.com]

Yesterday? If you cooked it for me yesterday, then it wouldn't be fresh now, would it? Plus I wouldn't have found out about this opportune moment to ask you for things in the future fufufu.

Didn't? Please, Shufu-san, what I've said was just the censored version...I'm quite surprised that Riona's able to sleep through all that really...your dreams must be very....graphic for you to react that way.

Oh, so that's what happened? I just thought that you really loved the cereal so much that you had to devour it like that.

Yes, yes you did. And if you're still not convinced, I still have the sound clip I recorded of that agreement on my phone ♥

[ashenverity.livejournal.com]

But it'll only be a day old, and there's nothing wrong with food that's been in the fridge that long. Food is food, depending on how fresh they are. *sometimes live on leftovers and doesn't understand why Hyouri wants fresh meals*

W-what? Please tell me you're joking, Amakusa, please. I didn't even know this thing went that far, I swear. And for you to actually be there? Oh no, what the hell karma, what is my life becoming.

A-a recording too? Is it real or you're really kidding, right? Oh god, what are you trying to do? Kill me by humiliation?